He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
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