hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
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