Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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