I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
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