He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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