i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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