Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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