I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
Randomize
