ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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