She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
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