All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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