i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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