Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
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