There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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