If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
Randomize
