Sponge bath it is.
I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
Randomize
