Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
Randomize
