I think i ate a live goldfish last night. that i caught with my hand in a kiddie pool. my stomach really hurts.
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
Randomize
