Kiss
Puke
butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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