OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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