Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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