Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
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