is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
My secretary told me she wishes she can have an affair with someone in the office (she's separated from her cheating husband)...Umm...Okaaay
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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