it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
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