i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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