awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
you mean i was at the winter classic?
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
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