hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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