DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
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