So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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