this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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