I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
pop tarts are not kleenex
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
i think i just lost a toe
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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