sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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