walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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