The maid of honor just puked.
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
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