how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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