i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
ok first of all what the fuck
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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