Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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