we have officially lost it.
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
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