it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
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