dude i'm inner monologue high
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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