On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
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