but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
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