So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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