She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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