He asked me if I "almost moaned"
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
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