8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
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