lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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