i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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