Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
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