Me. At least after what I've been through.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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