How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
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