I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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