The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
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