Having a random hookup so left but love u
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
Randomize
