what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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